Toileting Tuesday

Thank goodness, I did not have my camera handy because this would have made you all DIE from extreme laughter!!

Picture this: I was bored to death in a tax and ethics real estate class all day at the Hilton hotel in North Charleston. My noon, I was about to bust and had to pump. I had planned to go to Sabrina's office, but our morning session ran over, so i didn't have time to leave the premises to pump. Option one was to pump in the hotel parking lot. Option two--the ladies room.

There was a Sherwin Williams class also there and about 100 guys running around the hotel, parking lot, etc. Parking Lot option seemed shady.

Ladies room--at least, it was all ladies. I figured, it was lunch time, so hopefully the other classes would be adjorning and people would be leaving for lunch. Big mistake to make such a crazy assumption. What I did not know was that some big ladies group (who had really small name tags) were meeting at the Hilton to have a luncheon. And of course, they had to go to the bathroom before eating .

So, here I am, attached to the pump and sitting on the floor in the handicapped stall. Luckily, the bathroom had just be remodeled and was spotless. I swear I could have eaten off the floor. My extension cord was hooked into the outlet, slung past 5 stalls and going into the handicapped stall. All you could hear was w-a-k, w-a-k, w-a-k.

Yep, I am dedicated to my beloved boys. Pumping in the bathroom to get them milk to drink. Here's to Wednesday--thankfully, I will be back at work and my private pumping room in the nursery!!!